Part of Your Alliance Parody Song

Posted September 7th, 2010 by Miss Mediocre

I finally did it! I wrote these lyrics like 2 years ago and had them posted on my old blog, and just not got around to singing and recording it! Of course when I wrote this I was a bit more pro-alliance than I am today, but I still like it! I’m going to attempt to make a video to go along with it, probably later today when the servers go down!

Hope you guys like!

Part Of Your Alliance – Miss Mediocre


Check out my gear
Isn’t it sweet?
Don’t you think my Tier 10’s complete?
Wouldn’t you say I’m a ghoul
A ghoul who has everything?
Look at this dagger
Check out that buff
How can one rogue get all of this stuff?
Right click and inspect me you’ll see
(WoW!) she’s got everything!

I’ve got AP and Crit Chance aplenty
I’ve got trinkets and enchantments galore
(You like epic gems?
I’ve got twenty!)
But I don’t care
Sure I own
But I want more!

I wanna be where the Alliance are
I wanna be
Wanna be a draenei!
Dancin’ around on those
(Whad’ya call ’em?) oh – hooves!
Lookin’ like this you don’t make new friends
Undead aren’t know for socializing
Smelling uncontrollably like
(What is it anyway?) oh, decay!

Over where they dance
Over where they play
Over where they hang out in the Stockade!
Private not Scout
Wish I could shout
I’m an Alliance!

What would I trade
If I could stay
In Stormwind Castle
What would I stab
To get a slab
Of Stormwind Brie
Betcha those Allies
They don’t cannibalize
Bet cha they don’t eat their fallen foes
Dwarves and Humans
Gnomes and Nightelves
So sick of Barrens

I’m ready to learn the Alliance Quests
Kill Orcs and Taurens
And even Bloodelves!
What exactly’s an Elekk?
And how does something that size run?

Shardin’ these epics
Rollin’ a Draenei
Transferring my gold over in Booty Bay
Its gonna be so fun
Staring over at level one
As part of the Alliance!

4 Responses to “Part of Your Alliance Parody Song”

  1. cryptoguy

    Just heard this on ‘The Instance’ podcast #203.

    Loved it!

  2. Miss Mediocre

    Thank you 😀 I was so glad they played it!

  3. microdeath

    You should put it up on youtube, best parody song instance has played imo :)

  4. Miss Mediocre

    Aw thank you! 😀 I have been working on the video for it for youtube and will hopefully have it up by Tuesday night ^.^

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